it's amusing because it's autological
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Why will there never be a noun credit card?
Because nouns get declined.
Why did the tortoise win against the hare? Because the hare's speed fluctuated wildly, but the tortoise took carapace.
What's a bean's favorite sport?
What's a fart's favorite tournament?
Her local boweling league.
Everyone on Sesame Street is frustrated, because they constantly have to relogin to all their favorite websites, but honestly, what did they expect when they decided to have their IT run by Cookie Monster?
What do you call military personnel who are sublessees?
When are knitters are really invested in competitive yarncraft?
Only when they have skein in the game.
Why are parakeets so terrible at harvesting wheat?
They always wanna millet.
What did it take for Gaius Julius Caesar to finally win over western Europe?
Well, it took a lot of Gaul...
At his concerts, what did Le Pétomane fans demand he perform?
a comic about well if we assume the Force is real and that Star Wars takes place a long, long time ago...
a comic about, okay, look, honestly, there is no way you will like this unless you are an avid listener of Another Round with Heben and Tracy, which you should be, but even still, it's a bit of a stretch