unwieldy locutions

it's amusing because it's autological

comics comics!
a comic about history a comic about meeting new friends a comic about regular home maintenance a comic about how the Little Mermaid should have ended
a comic about bathroom etiquette a comic about the only proper way you should fill your favorite fountain soda a comic about well if we assume the Force is real and that Star Wars takes place a long, long time ago... a comic about originality
a comic about nicknames a comic kind of about how crocodiles always look like they're hamming it up after a terrible joke when they have their mouths open a comic about sticking your nose where it don't belong
birds birds!
a cardinal a heron a grackle a different cardinal oh-oh-oriole the right stuff oh my god I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'll never reference New Kids on the Block again singin' a song! nothin' but
a motmot YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER. YELLOW BUTT BIRD caught red-footed Steve Urkel (loves polka) a crested caracara a Florida scrub-jay
jokes jokes!

 

 

Why will there never be a noun credit card?

 

Because nouns get declined.

 

 

 

 

Why did the tortoise win against the hare? Because the hare's speed fluctuated wildly, but the tortoise took carapace.

 

 

 

 

What's a bean's favorite sport?

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Poot-poot golf.

 

 

 

 

What's a fart's favorite tournament?

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Her local boweling league.

 

 

 

 

Everyone on Sesame Street is frustrated, because they constantly have to relogin to all their favorite websites, but honestly, what did they expect when they decided to have their IT run by Cookie Monster?

 

 

 

 

What do you call military personnel who are sublessees?

Lieu tenants.

 

 

 

 

When are knitters are really invested in competitive yarncraft?

Only when they have skein in the game.

 

 

 

 

Why are parakeets so terrible at harvesting wheat?

They always wanna millet.

 

 

 

 

What did it take for Gaius Julius Caesar to finally win over western Europe?

Well, it took a lot of Gaul...

 

 

 

 

At his concerts, what did Le Pétomane fans demand he perform?

Toot suite.

 

 

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Water, African, and bison

a comic about history

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same difference

a comic about meeting new friends

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reverse escape artistry

a comic about regular home maintenance

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he loves her

a comic about how the Little Mermaid should have ended

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style, elan, flair

a comic about bathroom etiquette

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I'm rightI'm rightI'm right

a comic about the only proper way you should fill your favorite fountain soda

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It makes sense if you don't think about it too hard

a comic about well if we assume the Force is real and that Star Wars takes place a long, long time ago...

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Buncha dingalings

a comic about originality

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Sobek So Beck, get it?

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Buff Tifa gets a nickname

a comic about nicknames

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he turned me into a newt

a comic about sticking your nose where it don't belong

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